Total pages in book: 85
Estimated words: 82371 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 412(@200wpm)___ 329(@250wpm)___ 275(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 82371 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 412(@200wpm)___ 329(@250wpm)___ 275(@300wpm)
That seemed to be all he’d agree to, but I decided to take my wins where I could. “Thank you.”
Changing the subject seemed like the best idea, so I kissed his nose and set him down, much to his frustration. “Uppies.”
“Downies.” That got a snicker from the cheeky monkey. “I can’t take your clothes off if I’m holding you.”
Leaning closer, I rested my forehead against Lorne’s. “If I drop you, Papa will magey me.”
And Lorne quickly forgot the drama of who owned whose house in favor of laughter…and nakedness.
In between giggles, he started pulling at my clothes, making it almost impossible for me to take his off. “This isn’t going to work, monkey.”
That wasn’t enough of a no to stop Lorne’s silliness, so we were both only half-naked as Carrick came into the bathroom. “Clothes and the bag are on the bed.”
Giving us a look like he thought we were ridiculous, he shook his head. “If you ever get to that point.”
I was starting to get to the uncomfortable phase of being sticky, so we’d get to that point very quickly.
“Monkey, should Papa help us get undressed?” I wasn’t sure what I was thinking but it wasn’t for him to basically snap his fingers and actually make us naked.
Lorne was so amazed his eyes nearly fell out of his head. “No flowers, Daddy.”
Damn right.
“We’re going to talk about how you did that.” Eventually…when he wasn’t staring at my dick like he owned it.
Carrick shrugged as Lorne started patting himself down like he was making sure he was actually naked. “It’s two basic housecleaning spells that are combined together. Most people just use them separately to do the laundry.”
I had no idea what to say to that.
“Naked, Daddy.” Lorne had finally decided he was actually naked and looked at me. “Naked?”
Patting me down was now the next part of the experiment but it made Carrick roll his eyes. “Your clothes are in the laundry basket. We’ll do a load after everyone is clean.”
That seemed like a reasonable plan and Carrick was very convincing about the we were actually naked thing, so I picked up Lorne and carried the still slightly skeptical monkey into the large square shower in the corner of Carrick’s bathroom.
“Naked?” Lorne was running his hands over my chest and anything else he could reach as I closed the glass door behind us.
“No more, monkey, or I’ll make a mess again.” His hands were too perfect and he was wonderfully naked.
There was only so much temptation a man could take.
Lorne immediately started snickering, pressing his face against me as I aimed his back under the water. “Messy.”
Rocking his hips, he wiggled his mess into mine.
Carrick didn’t find it funny. “You’re going to fall. Stop doing that.”
That got a wicked grin from our naughty monkey and he wiggled again just to drive his Papa crazy. “Spank?”
Probably rolling his eyes, Carrick crossed his arms over his chest. “If you fall in the shower, I’ll never spank you again.”
“Aww.” Pouting, Lorne curled up tight and rested his head on my shoulder. “Good boy.”
Carrick’s snort said he didn’t agree with that assessment, but he didn’t call him out on it specifically. “Then be careful.”
“Careful? Spanks?” Giving me a cute cheek kiss, Lorne wiggled. “Down, Daddy. Careful.”
The way he drew out the word didn’t make me think he was actually going to be careful, but it did let me know he wasn’t quite ready to move on from the orgasming part of the evening. That was good to know but didn’t give me quite enough information.
But as I carefully put Lorne down, Carrick didn’t seem to have that problem. “You are entirely too sticky to spank right now, and I saw diapers and a bottle in the special bag your Daddy packed for you. So I don’t know what we should do tonight.”
“Oh.” Lorne glanced between us as I squirted some of the soap out and started rubbing his chest. “Daddy?”
I wasn’t sure what reaction he was looking for or what he wanted to know, so I took my time answering him as I washed off the cum that he’d somehow gotten all over his chest. “Is this your sticky or mine?”
For some reason that made Carrick groan and Lorne thought it was hilarious. So as he laughed and held his arms out to the side in a signal that I should keep scrubbing him, I gave a faint shrug. “I’m not sure a spanked bottom should go in a diaper. I don’t think that would be safe?”
At least, that was my first thought, so I frowned and shrugged again. “Too hot, maybe? I don’t know, but I think I need to research that before we do it. So one or the other for the time being.”
Lorne’s head cocked as he stopped giggling. “Hmm?”
His thinking sounds were adorable and he kept making them as I got all the important bits cleaned and turned him around. When I went to work on his back and started moving my way down to his bottom, he looked over his shoulder. “Diaper?”