Total pages in book: 61
Estimated words: 57675 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 288(@200wpm)___ 231(@250wpm)___ 192(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 57675 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 288(@200wpm)___ 231(@250wpm)___ 192(@300wpm)
I scrunched my nose but caught myself. Different strokes for different folks, the voice in my head reminded. As a result, I nodded with a gentle smile. Maybe Wanda would find someone just as zany and eclectic as herself. After all, she’s not the only person passionate about these particular issues, and this is a big city.
I nodded encouragingly.
“Great. There’s someone out there for everyone, and you’re on the right course. You’ll find someone,” I said placatingly.
“Thanks!” replied my friend with a cheery grin. “I know he’s out there, never fear!”
But now, hearing about how another date was offended from her lack of a filter, I wasn’t so sure anymore. I could already picture the conversation they’d had: combative, personal, and virulent. I know I wouldn’t want to argue with her about women’s rights. Another sigh escaped my lips, but I force myself to stay upbeat.
“Maybe this next one will be better,” I say in a cheery tone. “You never know.”
“Yep,” said Wanda while popping a chip into her mouth. “But onto you.” Her expression grows serious. “How did your check-up go, Bethany? You’re okay, right? I’d die if something was actually wrong with you.”
I smile at the redhead. Wanda’s always thinking about my needs, and I’m grateful to have her as a friend.
But the words don’t come easy because how do I explain what happened? I take a deep breath. This is the moment I’ve been waiting for, but when it comes, I still don’t feel prepared. On the one hand, I tell Wanda everything, but on the other, everything that happened was so illicit that I don’t want to give away too much.
“It was good,” I say nonchalantly. “I went into Epicine Medical and met with the doctors there.”
Wanda leans forward eagerly.
“Oooh, which one did you meet with?” she asks with a curious sparkle to her eyes. “They were both so hot!”
Well, Ranger and Ryder are definitely more than hot. They’re insanely handsome and gorgeous, not to mention good with their hands. But I laugh like nothing’s amiss.
“I met with both of them actually,” is my reply. “First, Dr. Stephenson, but then he asked Dr. Stevens to come in for a second opinion.”
“And?” asks Wanda. “What did they say? So did do you have, um, a loose pussy?” she says in a whisper while stealing a look at Danny.
I laugh.
“Danny can barely talk, much less understand English, Wan,” I say. “And he definitely doesn’t know what pussy means apart from your regular kitty cats.”
Wanda makes a face.
“No, I’m just saying,” she says while sticking out her tongue. “I don’t want to corrupt your son while he’s just a toddler.”
I laugh again.
“I appreciate it. Danny’s fine. And yes, both doctors agreed that no, I don’t have a ‘loose pussy,’” I say with air quotes.
Wanda lets out a huge exhale.
“That’s good,” she says. “So no surgery right?”
“No surgery,” I confirm. “They just said to do some kegel exercises, maybe come in for a Botox shot, and I’d be fine.”
“Botox?” asks Wanda. “Like for wrinkles?”
I nod, shrugging my shoulders.
“Yes, but it’s not Botox for your forehead. It’s Botox for your pussy. Supposedly, some women get a shot of Botox to their g-spot and it really heightens arousal.”
Wanda gasps.
“Are you joking?”
I shake my head.
“Nope, it’s all true. Drs. Stephenson and Stevens are medical professionals, so it’s straight from the horse’s mouth.”
Wanda sits back, impressed.
“Wow, I never would have guessed. Who knew that so much good would come from cow toxins?”
I shoot her a wry smile.
“I know right? But it is what it is.”
Suddenly, my friend jerks forward again, her eyes alight.
“I know this is intrusive, and you don’t have to say if you don’t want, but how did the doctors test your pussy? Did they use an instrument? Put you into a machine or something?”
I smile mysteriously, and try to choose my words carefully, but there’s no graceful way to say this.
“Actually, they used their fingers.”
“Their fingers?” she squeals. “Those men are so hot! With or without gloves? Oh my god, did you, you know, get aroused?” she whispers.
At this I blush.
“I did, but it’s okay because I’m sure they’re used to it. I bet it happens to a lot of patients.”
“Used to it?” echoes Wanda disbelievingly. “How do you get used to an aroused woman on your patient table?”
I shrug, a little uncomfortable.
“Well, maybe not used to it, but at least them seemed okay with it. Both Ryder and Ranger kissed my pussy, you see. They appreciated the fact that I was so responsive to their touch.”
Wanda stares at me with her mouth open. I can practically see her red hair vibrating.
“They did what?”
“They kissed me,” I repeat like it’s no big deal.
Wanda stares at me some more.
“You’re joking,” she says in a deadpan voice. I shake my head.
“No, I’m not. They both kissed my pussy, and well, licked me a little. And then I came really hard. It was amazing.”