Ask Your Mom If I’m Real (Heroes of Dixie Wardens MC #8) Read Online Lani Lynn Vale

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Contemporary, Sports, Suspense Tags Authors: Series: Heroes of Dixie Wardens MC Series by Lani Lynn Vale
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Total pages in book: 68
Estimated words: 69452 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 347(@200wpm)___ 278(@250wpm)___ 232(@300wpm)
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So she’d learned that being quiet was the best way to be.

“Come look,” I whispered.

She came around the side of the bed and gasped so quietly that a tear slipped down my cheek.

“Mama!” she gasped. “Bear!”

“Yeah, baby,” I said as she took it and placed it up against her chest. “Bear.”

Chapter

One

Enjoy your gift, because I’m now broke.

—Merriam’s secret thoughts

MERRIAM

I always thought meet-cutes happened in rom-coms. Not real life.

There I was, dressed from head to toe in pads, with roller skates on my feet when he walked in.

At first, I didn’t see him.

I was so nervous about participating in this roller derby practice that I wasn’t paying attention to what was in front of me.

I was skating along, my best friend Gisela right next to me, when we came to a crossroads.

I went left with my friend, or at least, my mind did.

My body had a different idea, though.

One second I’m upright, and the next I’m falling backward.

I landed hard straight on my back and stared up at the ceiling as I tried, and failed, to draw in a deep breath.

“Oh my god,” Gisela whispered as she dropped down to her knees. “Don’t look away from my eyes.”

Seeing as it was kind of hard to focus on anything else but her face since it was directly hovering over mine, I didn’t put up much of a fight.

“Why?” I wheezed.

She started to fix my hair, despite my head lying on the floor.

At least the floor was clean.

We were at a professional hockey rink.

If the floors hadn’t been immaculate, I’d have been disappointed.

When Gisela asked me to come to this horrible idea of a new adventure, I’d reluctantly agreed.

Tonight was about ‘learning the ropes’ according to my best friend, who also happened to be a one-time Olympian speed skater.

She may not have a mean bone in her body, but she could fucking skate. It didn’t matter if they were in-line skates or the four wheeled monstrosity we were currently wearing.

“Are you even listening to me?” she asked frantically, her hands now on my face.

“Ma’am,” I heard a polite, yet amused, male voice say. “Could we possibly lend a hand?”

Gisela turned and came face to face with a pair of the thickest thighs I’d ever seen.

My own eyes trailed along the man’s body, starting at those thighs, and ending at the most beautiful face I’d ever seen on a man.

He had flowing black hair, an olive complexion, strong, square jaw. Blazing green eyes. And those lips.

My god, those lips were fantastic.

I inhaled sharply, then said, as quietly as I could, “Please tell me that I didn’t just fall in front of the most gorgeous man on the planet.”

Luckily, the man was so high up in the air he didn’t hear my words.

My best friend, however, did. She looked down at me, her eyes wide as saucers, and nodded her head. “You did.”

She scrambled to her feet, and I started to sit up.

When I got to my butt, though, and tried to get to my feet, I might or might not have forgotten about the stupid skates still on my feet.

I stood only to start going right back down, this time with my face aimed at a wall.

A different wall, this one made of muscle, swooped in and saved me from face planting, though.

“Whoa,” he crooned. “I don’t think that skates are for you.”

I couldn’t agree more.

“I know, I know.” I steadied my feet so I wasn’t scissoring them back and forth between the poor man’s now-spread feet. “I swear, I used to be a baller when it came to skating. But apparently, it’s not like riding a bike.”

The man’s bright eyes were lit with mirth when he said, “Then why are you wearing them? And also, why are you dressed head to toe in pads? Also, it’s a good thing you already had your helmet on or you’d have cracked that pretty head of yours on the floor.”

I mean, he wasn’t lying.

I was lucky I had my helmet on.

But I didn’t tend to agree with him about the “pretty head” thing.

I wasn’t all that pretty.

If Brave and Pocahontas had a love child, you’d get me.

I was half Native American and half Scottish with a little bit of Italian mixed in for good measure.

I had the wild, curly hair of my Scottish grandfather, but only the texture. I had my grandmother’s black hair and brown eyes.

And the random ass pale skin definitely came from my grandfather, too.

I was a wild mix of the two, and usually owned every bit of my heritage.

Even my mediocrity.

Let’s just say, I was not in this man’s league.

No sir-ree-bob.

“Yeah, lucky.” I nodded my head and pushed away from the man. “Thank you for saving my life.”

He grinned, showing off a missing front tooth, right in between a great set of pearly white teeth.


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